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I had never been one to date a lot. I wasn't very good with women, and I just wasn't huge on the whole dating game. But, one lonely day I gathered my resolve, I wanted a girlfriend. And with good timing, as well, since my phone had just recommended me a brand new dating app, design-a-woman. I didn't really bother to read all the terms, but from what I understood, I just had to put in my criteria for the perfect girlfriend and they would find her for me!
And so, I got started on my ideal woman. Create, or date? Create, of course, then I'll date whoever they find, no? Definitely has to have a nice ass. And breast size? Can't be too greedy… no preference. A blonde would be nice, a bit of a ditz too. I can set a range… well, a ditz would be nice but lets let her be a bimbo too. Shorter than like… 5'5? And preferences too, wow… typical girly interests are good, fit the ditzy blonde stereotype. I want her to be into men of course, any men… and I think that does it! Alright "start my dating life" and… and then I passed out.
Mmm… my heads all spinny. Gawd, what was I doing? Pfft- my hair got all in my face again. Hmmm… oh! That's right, I was signing up for ANOTHER dating app… I think. Hopefully they find me a real hunk this go around. A dominant man to take care of me… that's totally the dream. And whats this? They found me a match! Well, a lady shouldn't keep a man waiting, I should totally get ready. I got a new set of lingerie he won't be able to resist. It totes shows off my ass, too Jennifer told me about em'. It was like, only a couple hundred! Another day, another man .. hopefully this will be the one I call my husband.