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My trainer said my ass has gotten fatter today, and I don't know, but he's right! I've been training so hard that there's no way I haven't been burning the calories, so it has to be my diet, but that also makes no sense! He told me to write down what I've eaten, and maybe I can see the issue.

Yesterday morning, I had a pair of eggs, scrambled with salt and pepper. They were a really cute jogging couple, so there's no way that the fat came from them. The fight they put up as they turned into eggs and their clothes turned into the shell is proof enough that they were strong and enduring. Then for lunch I had a salad with croutons, maybe that's the culprit, but you can't have a salad without croutons! That's why I turned the waiter into a bunch of freshly baked ones! Plus, I saved a bunch on the tip. I had a small bowl of soup I made from scratch for dinner, so maybe it's just water weight from all that sodium. I hardly used any salt when I rolled out my neighbor into pasta dough, so that can't be it.

Well, none of that is any help, and now I'm hungry! I hope my trainer can make sense of the reason why I keep gaining weight down there, or else they'll add to it.