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Alison picked up her ringing cell phone and answered it while leaning back in her office chair and letting the bubble she was blowing with her gum pop. “Hey Katie! It’s been awhile!” - “Yeah, I’m finally back in the office,” Alison readjusted herself in her chair trying to squeeze her hips free from between the armrests, “they haven’t bothered to get my accommodations yet.” - “Mm hmm. I’m still pumping in my office which offers me no privacy. I‘ve started letting my titties hang free, if someone walks in without knocking then that’s their fault” - “Exactly girl! You get it.” - “No! No, you don’t need to apologize! None of us knew that joke gift was gonna do this. Please don’t blame yourself.” - “Of course, I have no hard feelings towards you. How could I!? You’ve been my best friend since kindergarten.”
Alison kicked away from her desk, causing her chair to swivel so she was facing the cabinet behind her desk where she began rummaging through her purse. You see, her and her husband had been trying for a child for years now and no matter what they did they just weren’t able to conceive a child so, as a joke, Alison’s best friend Katie had gotten them some fertility idol from some thrift store and they all forgot about it. That was until Alison and her husband were joking about it and left it on the end table by their bed one night before rawdogging until they both passed out. Next thing they know Alison had gotten pregnant with 16 babies kicking about in her womb, her hips and breasts tripled in size, and her poor nipples had a constant leak from the sure amount of milk she was producing all because of that fertility idol Katie had given them as a joke. “Ah-hah, there you are.” She pulled out a breast pump from her purse. “You don’t mind if I pump while we talk, right Katie?”
Alison smacked her gum as she fished out one of her breasts. The insert in her bra was already soaked through with milk as she picked it up between her fingers and threw it away in the trash already overflowing with pads. She then placed the mouth of the pump over her swollen nipple and turned it on, letting it suction onto her teat with a soft mechanical hum. “Did you hear how long I was in labor for?” - “168 hours. By the second day of it I felt like I wanted to die but looking back at it, it was worth going through for my sweet little babies.“ - “Girl, call me crazy ‘cause I’m doing it again.” - “Yes really! Hubby set out the idol last night and went to town on me. God it felt so-”
“I’m sorry to bother you Alison but we’re having a meeting in our-” Her boss froze, accented by the loud pop of yet another bubble Alison was blowing. His eyes dropped to his employees bare tit which was easily triple the size of her head. “Is this a bad time?’
“Uh… yeah! When are you getting me my accommodations?”
“We’ll discuss that later. Sorry for disturbing you.” Her boss slinked through the doorway, letting the door to her office slide shut behind him.
“How about you discuss it at that meeting you’re having!?” - “Yeah, Katie, my boss just barged in and saw my tits.” - “Uh-huh, yeah HR isn’t gonna be happy! It’s the ninth time I’ve complained to them this week! But I gotta let you go, apparently I have a meeting I wasn’t informed about.” - “Of course I’ll let you know how many I’m having! My children’s godmother deserves to know that!” - “Talk to you later.” - “Buh-bye.”