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Anna shut her bedroom door behind her, placed the cardboard box of goods she was carrying next to her bed, and then sat on the edge of her bed. Her heart felt heavy and she could feel tears welling up in the corner of her eyes. She thought going thrifting would cheer her up but instead it reminded her of her ex-best friends and the good times they had repurposing old junk. “I’m so stupid…” She sniffled and wiped the tears away from her eyes as she pushed her emotions down and directed her attention to something else. She bent down and began removing things one by one from the box in front of her. She placed the clothes she had gotten next to her on the bed followed by a clasp purse and a vanity mirror. The very last item in the box was an ornate, slightly beat up old fashioned oil lamp which she grabbed and held in her hands. She had purchased it on a whim as she thought it’d look nice on her shelf of plushies, decorative crystals, and other knick knacks but before that she’d have to clean it up and give it a nice polish. She turned the lamp around in her hand, inspecting the extent of its damage when she noticed what looked like an engraving of sorts hidden underneath a black smudge. “I wonder what this says?” Curious and impatient she licked her thumb and began wiping what she could off. As she did she felt the oil lamp grow warm in her hands and begin shaking, startling her and causing her to drop it on the ground where blue smoke began to leak out of its spout. As the smoke trailed up into the air it began to shape itself into the upper body of a humanoid. Once its arms and head had formed they crossed their hands over their chest and began to speak.
“At last, the seal breaks. Who is it that commands me?” Her voice booms, filling the young woman’s room with her echoing and ancient voice. She looked around the room for who had awoken her and as her eyes eventually fell upon the shocked girl she raised a brow. “Was it thee who summoned me?”
Anna looked up at the genie, eyes wide with bewilderment and a tinge of terror. “I - I think so…”
“Ah,” The genie drifted downward, getting on her new master’s level rather than towering over her. “It is a pleasure to meet the young master.” She placed a hand on her chest and gave a bow. “Aryx, at your service.” She then shot upright and asked again, “What may I call you, Master?”
“A- Anna.” She stuttered out.
“Master Anna, by bond and oath I must grant you three wishes.”
“So… like the movies?” Anna watched as the genie's face scrunched up with confusion.
“I do not know what you speak of.” She paused for a brief moment then continued. “You may wish for anything your heart desires but after three I will vanish and wait for a new master.”
“Anything?”
She nodded. “Anything.”
Anna pondered for a while which the genie watched with intent curiosity. There were so many things she could wish for! Wealth, world peace, to become an expert in a skill of her choosing but that wasn’t on her mind at the moment. “Well… you see… I used to have two really close friends, Beatrice and Christine, but we all sort of went our own separate ways a few years ago and…” Anna bit her bottom lip but continued. “I had a crush on Beatrice but she had eyes for Christine so I guess I wish to be closer to Beatrice’s heart.”
The genie thought over Anna’s wish for a moment. “I can make that happen. Wish granted!” And snapped her fingers.
It was instantaneous. One moment Anna had been sitting in her room excited to finally have Beatrice's adoration and then the next she was cast into darkness held tightly by fabric. Her body felt off as she didn’t have any limbs or bones to speak of, instead she felt like a ball of plump meat being propped up by the fabric wrapped around her. Weirder still she could feel the faint Ba-bump Ba-bump of a heart beating behind her, pounding through her entire being. “Where am I?! What’s going on?!” She didn’t even have a mouth to speak with anymore!
“There should be a formula for this integral…” Anna heard a familiar voice mutter right above her. It sounded like she was standing right next to her! “This is what I get for skipping lectures.”
“Beatrice?! Hello? I’m down here!”
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Beatrice sat at her desk in her dorm wracking her brain as she worked her way through her Calculus homework. “I should’ve gone to art school…” She propped her elbow onto her desk and leaned forward, resting her head in her hand as she attempted to focus.
“Woah!” As Beatrice leaned forward Anna felt her wobbly mass shift with her. Her weight was pulled away from the warm wall she pressed up and instead came to rest on the fabric tarp which prevented her from falling.
Suddenly, the quiet environment Beatrice had made for her studies was shattered with a sudden POOF as the genie suddenly appeared in her room. “Jesus christ!” Startled, Beatrice jumped in her seat, knocking her calculus book and her calculator off of her desk and onto the floor.
Anna moved along with Beatrice, first feeling the jarring sensation of being weightless as Beatrice’s studying was, without warning, interrupted. Following that Anna bounced around, being haphazardly swung as Beatrice failed to catch the belongings falling off her desk. “Wah? What's happening?”
“Do not be alarmed.” The blue woman whose lower body was replaced with a wispy tail of smoke that was coming out a magic lamp put up her hand as her voice echoed across the dorm's walls. “I am Aryx, genie of the lamp, and I grant you two wishes.”
“Is that Aryx? What did you do to me?! This isn’t what I wished for!” But Anna’s silent questions went unanswered.
Beatrice relaxed her body as she realized the magical intruder meant her no harm but she was confused as to what was going on. “Two wishes? Isn’t it supposed to be three?”
“Not necessari-”
“And why are you even here?” Beatrice talked over Aryx as she continued to rattle off her many questions. “I didn’t ‘summon’ you here.”
Aryx stared at her newest master, narrowing her eyes as she waited for her to be done. “You have two wishes. Speak whatever you desire and I will make it so.”
“Mmm…” Beatrice grumbled but not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth she played along. “Let’s see…” She leaned back in her desk chair and crossed her arms under her chest as she thought about her first wish.
Once again Anna felt herself forcefully shifted along with Beatrice as she rolled back onto the warm wall and then suddenly lifted by her crushes' arms. The sudden touch caused a nub at the tip of her body to harden and press into the fabric. “Wait a minute… Am I one of her boobs?” She thought back to her wish, to the exact words she said, and with the incessant beating of her friend’s heart right behind her she was rather confident that she was Beatrice’s left breast. _“Beatrice don’t! Don’t make a wish!” _
“I think- I think I know what I want to wish for.” Beatrice sat up straight in her chair, knowingly tossing her ex-friend about once again. “I used to have a friend, Christine, and honestly I was always jealous of her looks and her big boobs. When Anna left I couldn’t stand to be around her and applied to a college out of state.”
“Jealous?” Anna repeated to herself. “I thought you had feelings for her!”
“That’s not really a wish.”
“I was getting there!” Beatrice snapped at the genie. “Anyways I wish for Chrstine’s breasts to become rightfully mine!”
“No!” Anna silently pleaded. “Don’t word it like that he’s just going to-”
“Wish granted!” And with another snap of her fingers Aryx granted her second master of the day's poorly worded wish.
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Anna already knew what happened when that same disorienting feeling from her own wish washed over her once again. The only real difference this time was that she felt swollen and a whole lot bigger than before. “I guess I ended up as Christine’s left tit?” The bra which held her in place sagged more under her new weight and, unlike the soft material of Beatrice’s bra, the lacey material felt a bit scratchy at some points along her taut, sensitive skin.
On the other hand Beatrice was both confused and angry at whatever Aryx did to her. “What the fuck?! What did you do to me, you stupid blue bitch?!” She tried to scream and writhe in her dark, shapeless predicament but no matter how hard she tried she couldn’t move and couldn’t make a sound as itchy cloth rubbed against her skin.
Christine, despite it being well into the afternoon, had just woken up and was getting dressed for the day. She had only her panties and bra on when she heard a sudden POOF behind her. “Huh? What was-” She turned around to see the blue woman floating in the air before her with a ghost-like tail that spilled out from a magical lamp. There was only one explanation for what she was seeing, this was- “WOAH!” Her eyes twinkled as she looked up at the scantily clad woman. “A genie!”
“Christine?” Beatrice’s rage faltered for a moment as she made out the voice of her ex-friend speak out from above her. “A genie? What’s going on?! I thought I got two wishes?!”
Aryx laughed a raucous, joyous laugh as instead of being barraged with incessant questions she finally had a master today who knew what she was. “You are correct, my new Master. I am here to grant you a wish.”
“A wish!?” Christine’s eyes somehow twinkled more at being told she was being given one wish. “I know exactly what I want to wish for!”
“No! Christine please don’t-”
“I lost contact with my two best friends a few years back.” She explained. “So I wish to be reunited with them so that I can give them a big hug!”
“That- That’s it?” Aryx couldn’t help but let a slightly crazed chuckle slip between the words she spoke. “I can make that happen.” She raised her hand in the air and, before snapping her fingers, muttered to herself. “I can’t believe that was her wish.” With a Snap Aryx ‘granted’ her master her wish then wordlessly POOFed away as she was freed from her service.
“Huh? Where’d you go?” Christine looked around her room for any signs of the genie or the magic lamp but couldn’t find her. “What the hell? You didn’t grant my wish!” She stamped her foot on the ground, causing her two friends strapped to her chest to bounce as she did so. Christine felt frustrated, sad even as she had gotten her hopes up for nothing. As she stood in her room in just her underwear, pouting at the disappointment she felt she crossed her arms across her chest to comfort herself with a hug.
Both Anna and Beatrice felt themselves get squished as Christine’s arms pressed into them and smooshed them up against her ribcage. “What am I? Am I your tit?! Stop squeezing me!” “Aw! Don’t be sad! You- you kind of got what you wanted… I guess…”
“I mean… whatever, am I right?” Christine sniffled as she wiped the tears and snot from her face. “I still have my new friends anyways.” She sniffled again and replaced her frown with a faint smile as she gave herself a pep talk. “Yeah! And we’re hanging out at the mall today which-” She unwrapped her arms from her chest, letting Anna and Beatrice fall and be caught by her bra. “- I need to get ready for.” She walked over to her dresser and began getting out her outfit and laying it out on her bed.