My two-hundred and eighth caption, featuring a guy who wanted to go for a dip in the pool early on the 4th of July…

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You were never the best listener. Your girlfriend had warned you not to go into the pool before 1:30pm on the 4th of July. You had been eager to take advantage of the cooling body of water, given how particularly hot this summer had been, but she was adamant that going in before all the water was filtered would be a very bad idea. Something about “side effect” and “changes”.

Being a bone-headed idiot, you decided to sneak into her backyard and drop in a little early… as in, one whole hour early. You figured there was no “real” harm in doing so. How bad could it be? You threw off your clothes and dove in, surrounded by the surprisingly cold water. You were usually very refreshed by such things, but you were shocked by how salty the pool water was! It bore into every crevice, your mouth, nose, eyes, even a small cut on your hand. Everything was burning, and you were so badly disorientated that you lost track of your orientation in the water, sinking deeper. Your body grew hot as you felt yourself begin to choke. You thought you might drown, but then you found yourself floating back to the surface, as if you were being pulled back up by arm floaties or something.

You broke the surface, coughing up the salty pool water and hacking in an unfamiliar, high-pitched tone. Grabbing a towel from the edge of the pool, you rubbed the water out of your eyes, only to look down and see two huge breasts were stuck in front of you, floating on the surface of the water! In fact, beach blonde hair covered your face now too! You thrust your hand down south to check your equipment, only to find that your hot dog had turned into a bun! You had become a woman!

Slinking out of the pool while struggling with your new center of gravity, you found yourself face-to-face with your very angry girlfriend, arms crossed and tapping her foot angrily against the concrete. She chewed you out for being a moron, explaining how the pool’s chemical treatment had permanently transformed your body into a feminine version of itself. As she spoke to you though, your mind drifted off much like it had before, though now it was focused on the heat building between your legs. Unbeknownst to you, your body was responding to your girlfriend’s 21 year old brother, who was watching from further back. He was pitching a tent in his trunks, and it was an impressive piece.

Wanting to make the best of the situation, you pretended to understand your “girlfriend”, who took some pity on you and offered you something to retain your modesty with. A knotted shirt-style top and red bottoms. You spent the rest of the day flirting with her brother, even if you weren‘t explicitly aware you were doing so. You teased him, flashed him, even took an american flag towel and wrapped it around your waist while winking at him. It didn’t take long for the pressure to get to him as he ran off to take care of the snake between his legs. Feeling frisky, you followed him.

With the two of you alone, you made your intentions clear, having finally given into your body’s instincts. Pulling your bottoms aside, you presented your bare sex to him, inviting him to have his way with you. He was eager to accept, bending you over the bathroom sink and making a true woman out of you. The fireworks came early this 4th of July, marking you and his and his alone…