Published: Nov 14, 2024

My one hundred and SEVENTIETH caption (not sixty-ninth) featuring a fun exchange between two roommates after one of them takes some weird pills…

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“Whew, this thing sure is hot! I can’t believe I’ve already been wearing it for eight hours!” Jaklyn remarked, pulling the bear costume down to reveal her barely clothed, sweat-soaked body. “That guy wasn’t kidding when he said those pills would improve my sales!”

“Goddamnit, keep your giant cow tits in the suit until AFTER we’re back inside!” Jaklyn’s co-worker and roommate Dave immediately exclaimed, dashing over and zipping it back up again. “Christ, why’d you have to turn into such a giant bimbo… better yet, why’d you take those stupid pills to begin with?! Would you just take random pills you found in an alley or a gas station bathroom?! Were you really this dumb before?”

“He just seemed like such a nice guy!” Jaklyn shot back, displeased with having to be back in the suit. “Plus he did have a nice ass…”

“Ugh… I can’t believe this stupid shit…” Dave sighed, feeling defeated as he took off his own mascot mask. “Tell me again what you did.”

“Fine… soooo, I was at the pharmacy, picking up my migraine medication, when the big, nicely-dressed man behind the counter offered to sign me up for their ”performance enhancement” trial thingy.” Jaklyn began to lay out again, though Dave had noticed the story seemed to change slightly each time “she” told it. “I signed the contract, took the pills, then went home to sleep for work today.”

“OK, what about the part where you said he was paying you for all of this?” Dave pointed out, noticing the omission quite quickly. Jaklyn put her finger up to her lip, seemingly consumed in deep, philosophical thought, before her eyes lit up and she pointed her finger into the air.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that! The hot guy promised me money for taking pills!” Jaklyn glowed, quite proud of herself for remembering.

“I’m starting to think it was a mistake to let you leave the apartment at all.” Dave shook his head, quite tired from dealing with “her” the whole day. “Not only do I have to constantly watch you to keep you from running off or flirting with customers, but you’ve become as dumb as a goddamn brick while also stealing my customers with your giant honkers!

”Aw, that’s so mean!” Jaklyn said in a sad tone, before her eyes shot back to Dave, smiling. “Huh… could it be you have a crush on me?~”

“…what?” He deadpanned, giving her a blank expression as she walked towards him, sauntering and swaying her hips the whole way.

“Does it bother you, seeing me flirt with other men?” Jaklyn poked, unzipping her suit just slightly once again. “Are you jealous?”

“N-No! You’re my roommate, Jake, and someone clearly took advantage of you!” Dave argued as she continued to get even flirtier, shooting him a kissy face. “If I don’t keep an eye on you, someone’s going to take advantage of you while you’re like this!”

“I think you’ve been staring at my big’ol milkies for eight hours straight, and its got you so pent up that you’re all hot and bothered under that funny-lookin’ suit.” She teased, pressing her hand against Dave’s crotch through the fabric. Sure enough, he was as hard as a rock.

“That’s not… it’s just…” Dave stuttered, unable to come up with any reasonable explanation for the huge erection in his costume.

“It’s OK… I admit, I like you a lot too~” Jaklyn said in a sly tone, pressing her breasts against him. “Wanna… hide the salami?”

“Jaklyn… we’re still in public.” Dave said as she whipped around to see several young men, holding their phones up to take pictures.

“Sorry boys, but this salami is mine!” Jaklyn blurted out without a regard for proper conduct, hand still pressed against his crotch.

“God, I’m gonna fuck her stupid brains out when this shift over…” Dave muttered to himself as several phones rapidly flashed…