Art Source: https://x.com/marushin_0214/status/1788539922221306321

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4th of july caption! Hooray! Have fun with this one. (it's still the 4th where I am.)

“Why are you all so insistent on getting noodles? It’s the 4th of July, god damn it, we should be getting burgers!”
“Liam, calm down, you’re making a scene… It’s not that deep. We just felt like noodles, and the Chinese fireworks are generally pretty nice to watch.”
“Yeah? Just wait for them to get a taste of these AMERICAN MADE GOODS!” Liam slapped his bicep and flexed as he walked into the chinese restaurant.
“Oh. I am not dealing with this today.” The restaurant owner facepalmed and shot a beam over at Liam, causing him to bend over and morph.
Liam’s friends sighed. “I guess we should have warned him… Oh well. Where would you like us to sit, ma’am?”
“Just wait a minute for me to deal with your friend, okay?” The owner whipped her head back towards the newfound girl on the floor. “Liam, huh? For tonight, you are Ling. While your friends eat, you will stand out front and show off your new chinese-made goods.” The elderly owner laughed to herself as she turned Liam’s patriotic attire into a skimpy bikini, then turned to Liam’s friends once more. “You all enjoy yourselves on the balcony, I’ll get you extra good seats for the fireworks so you can stay for the whole show.. Now, go get me customers Ling!”
“Ling” embarrassingly shuffled out the front door for what was shaping up to be a long night…